rosevanillas:

types of gays: house edition (note: im using gay as an umbrella term!)

cottage gay: likes tea, artsy, good w plants, apologizes too much, dies every time someone complements them, lives in their own fantasies, doing their best but never thinks so

penthouse gay: art deco, expensive drinks, cherries and pomegranates, doesn’t close their blinds, knows the name of their barista, loves sunsets and fancy lingerie

castle gay: would have a closet for their capes, four-poster bed with three duvets, probably needs smelling salts, easily digresses, candles and dinner parties

lodge gay: reclusive, opens up to 3 (three) people in their entire lifetime, loves tapestries, hardworking, loves sleeping, could sit outside for hours, listens 2 folk music

tree house gay: has terrible handwriting, never too many throw pillows, constantly anxious, string lights and lava lamps, has taken a ceramic class, loves rice

thors-soft-cheeks:

‘Fucking hell, Thor.’ Loki sighs, opening one tab after another. He loves the more recent looking pictures a lot. They show Thor in his current size and softness. Loki figures Thor has not stopped modelling at all, like he told him at the party. He just… does more glamour like shoots as it seems. Every photo Loki comes across oozes confidence and always a bit of naughtiness. Thor looks like he wants to invite the viewers over to join him on the picture and probably have some fun. Sexual fun.

Loki’s hand rubs onto his hard on through his pants, tracing the tip with his fingers. He no longer cares about sitting on the kitchen table with the curtains wide open. Nothing matters, only these pictures and the lust they evoke inside him that needs to get out.

He opens another tab. This picture looks a little older but features Thor in the tiniest red shimmering swimming trunks that barely seem to hold all that ass together. A moan escapes Loki’s lips. His hand presses his erection down a little harder. He is not planning to unzip and jerk off just yet. He needs to savour the moments, the little shocks he seems to get when looking at another picture. Oh yes, the next one also sends a wave of pleasure through Loki’s body. Thor looks like a pin up on this one, graciously draping his body over a chair. Loki is amazed by how seemingly effortless Thor manages to pose in quite challenging ways. He looks in total control of his body and adds his well known flair to the mix.

Wait a minute.

Loki squints and reads the URL of the page closely.

‘God dammit, Thor, you have a Patreon?’

Illustration and excerpt from my feelgood fluffy fic ‘The Baker’s Cakes’ 

Ivory, golden, paper

Thanks!!!!

ivory – describe your pajamas?
In the winter, back leggings, grey long sleeved pj shirt, and socks. My flat mate is… unfortunate, and she insists on the apartment being kept at like 62-64F/16-17C

golden – favorite stationary product?
my fountain pens probably don’t count, so I guess notebooks? do those count?

paper – favorite children’s book?
LOTR? That’s a book for all ages. If we’re talking about a book written with children in mind in particular, than either The Once and Future King or The Hobbit. If we’re talking picture books, then Love You Forever, The Dragons are Singing Tonight, or Who Said Boo.

[soft asks]

cupcake!! cream!!

You’re as sweet as a cupcake!

cupcake – are you a good cook?
Yes! I definitely think I am. I really enjoy cooking, and I’m generally pretty skilled. I’m probably a better baker thought – I once made croissant-doughnuts for fun, and I’ve made many cakes without recipes.

cream – frozen yogurt flavor?
STRAWBERRY. Strawberries are my favorite food in the entire world.]

[soft asks]