Tag: comedy

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That Lydia Fell is some construct?

#hot darkness#that is a totally normal and non erotic way to describe someone’s mind  via @louiselux

I hope that someday far down the road, Bedelia has a friend with whom she can actually discuss the idiots, because girlfriend must have some THOUGHTS on the nonsense she has had to sit through from both of them.

“And then he said HOT DARKNESS OF HANNIBAL LECTER’S MIND and I swear, Karen, even with all the morphine I’d shot myself up with, I have never wanted a drink so badly in all my life.”

(Karen in this scenario may or may not be Chiyoh, and Bedelia may or may not be aware of her real identity, I just want Drunken Girls Night Storytelling With Bedelia.)

The hot darkness of Hannibal’s mind…

The hot nut-brown tannedness of Hannibal’s shoulders…

The hot creamy paleness of Hannibal’s booty…

Now I can’t stop thinking about this as a porn title:

“What are you watching?”

“Hm? Oh, nothing.”

“This isn’t another one of those bullshit movies of the week, is it?”

“No.”

Will squints at the iPad screen. “Hey. That guy looks like me.”

“Yes.” 

“And that guy looks like you.”

“He’s a bit more gray in the temples. And I’d never wear that color.”

“Is that supposed to be your office?”

“I expect so.”

“Oh god. Why are they playing that horrible sax music?”

“…”

“Why are they taking off their clothes!”

“…”

“The Hot Darkness of Hannibal Lecter’s Mind!”

“Title aside, it’s not wholly without value.”

“Hannibal!”

“At least give it a chance, Will. There’s a charming ladder scene.”

“You’re just -”

“Yes?”

“… A ladder scene?”

“Mmhm.”

“Who’s fucking who?”

“They switch.”

“…”

“…”

“Well don’t hog it. Move over.”