Tag: LOL

itsallavengers:

Tony Stark would’ve been That Bitch in highschool who told everyone they never studied and just winged it on the day of the exam but in reality he’d go home to his 27 colour-coordinated notebooks & 400 highlighters in different shades of the rainbow and sit his little ass down on the desk to study because you just know that asshole was a stationery slut

thorkiquotes:

Loki: What are Fandrall and Sif arguing about?

Hogun: They have a bet going about what Thor’s like in bed. Fandrall thinks he’s secretly really kinky but Sif thinks he’s romantic.

Loki: Yeah, he’s actually both.

Hogun:

Loki:

Loki: I mean… How would I know? I don’t know what Thor’s like in bed.

Loki: But I would assume he’s both.

Thesis: Dragons are insects.

saltandlimes:

Supporting evidence:

  • 6 limbs (hexapods)
  • Exoskeleton which they shed at regular intervals (sometimes known as scales by the uninitiated)
  • Compound/complex eyes which have a range and depth outside the human norm
  • Egg laying
  • highly specialized communication organs (and ability to communicate “influence” humans in ways that substantially differ from those of mammals)
  • chemical defense system (“fire breathing”)
  • Most closely fit taxonomical requirements for insects
  • Are regarded as a pest.
  • Complex social communities.
  • magical augmentation of respiratory system.

Dragons are not dinosaurs. No feathers.

Dinosaurs are not reptiles, because they would be unable to function if they were endothermic.

Conclusion: Dragons are insects.

Thesis: Dragons are insects.

Supporting evidence:

  • 6 limbs (hexapods)
  • Exoskeleton which they shed at regular intervals (sometimes known as scales by the uninitiated)
  • Compound/complex eyes which have a range and depth outside the human norm
  • Egg laying
  • highly specialized communication organs (and ability to communicate “influence” humans in ways that substantially differ from those of mammals)
  • chemical defense system (“fire breathing”)
  • Most closely fit taxonomical requirements for insects
  • Are regarded as a pest.
  • Complex social communities.
  • magical augmentation of respiratory system.

Dragons are not dinosaurs. No feathers.

Dinosaurs are not reptiles, because they would be unable to function if they were endothermic.

Conclusion: Dragons are insects.

New Game: Summarize how your WIP begins as a clickbait title

tegary:

hoarmuraths:

artattemptswriting:

temporarysentences:

officialjerekpeckmero:

For example:

Local Teens Trapped in Fake Dating Scandal Spend the Day Psychologically Torturing Each Other

For TPQ: Save yourself! Three reasons to stop eating chicken

For TSP: Spiders might be more of a threat than you think. But you’ll never guess how!

Woman advised to branch out and make her own roots, takes the advice to a whole new degree of literally.

@onesideisgreatness

Area Man Finds A Corpse Surprise And Goes On A Field Trip With Occasional Priestly Bed Companion

Two Idiot Princes From Rival Kingdoms Fall In Love, Start War

Guy decides he is responsible for all wrongs in universe, travels in time to fix them.

AND

Contract killer and mob boss? A romance made in hell.