saltandlimes:

georgeorwell:

that jarring sense of dissonance when you know that @saltandlimes is super hot but you’re on her blog and see tarkin watching you. staring into your soul. creeping you out.

That’s my soul watching yours, you know.

it was a general statement! i myself don’t have a soul anymore. your tarkin has been making eyes at satan for the past year

This explains so much…

georgeorwell:

saltandlimes:

georgeorwell:

saltandlimes:

georgeorwell:

saltandlimes:

I am probably lucky that @georgeorwell actually remains friends with me.

…like what kind of filthy degenerate looks at an emoji and thinks “these are fuckavicados”

What kind of person deprives avocados of their last moment of pleasure before they are eaten by millennials?

why are you talking about avocados like they’re people?

#have you been sleeping?

Why you gotta call me out like this? I just want them to live happy productive lives as avocado super consumers who fulfill all the expectations of their parents.

I mean…

i love and support you even at your most sleep deprived *attempted to copy the avocado emoji from whatsapp but couldn’t*

i got u fam

georgeorwell:

saltandlimes:

georgeorwell:

saltandlimes:

I am probably lucky that @georgeorwell actually remains friends with me.

…like what kind of filthy degenerate looks at an emoji and thinks “these are fuckavicados”

What kind of person deprives avocados of their last moment of pleasure before they are eaten by millennials?

why are you talking about avocados like they’re people?

#have you been sleeping?

Why you gotta call me out like this? I just want them to live happy productive lives as avocado super consumers who fulfill all the expectations of their parents.

I mean…

georgeorwell:

saltandlimes:

I am probably lucky that @georgeorwell actually remains friends with me.

…like what kind of filthy degenerate looks at an emoji and thinks “these are fuckavicados”

What kind of person deprives avocados of their last moment of pleasure before they are eaten by millennials?

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU LINKED ME TO A LITERARY RESOURCE ON A .EDU WEBSITE WHAT A NERD

georgeorwell:

saltandlimes:

LOL Well it was the nicest pdf I could find ok.

How cute 😀

#who worries about the quality of the pdf she sends me #even though that was fundamentally a discussion #and we were on opposite sides #and you could’ve passively aggressively sent me an ugly pdf to avenge poor severus #but didn’t #The Cutest

Can you imagine what Severus would say if I sent a bad pdf?

❤❤❤❤

I’m stealing this post.

@georgeorwell is one of the best people I know. Our relationship may be made up of mutual salt, but also hugs and smiles and way, way, way too much absurd laughter. I love you, darling, have the best birthday imaginable, and maybe some day you’ll get your birthday card from me. (It’s sitting next to my bed, OK. I forgot to mail it.)